Sunday, November 28, 2010

Susan and Mike Delfino

The door opens and The Delfino's walk into 1B with their faces full of worry. MJ asks if they were poor, and Mike telling Susan "If you handle this one, ill tell him where babies come from".  a minute later Susan recieves a call from Ms McClusky and she is back on Wisteria Lane finding out that Paul Young is Back. 



Susan is desperate to get back into her home and takes up her landlady Maxine's offer by cleaning her apartment in sexy lingere while being filmed via web cam "basically a porn star on the show "Va Va Vroom."  The show is broadcasted in other countries and her land lady reassures no one will find out.  Through out the episodes we have seen very funny senarios with Susan.  One of the other girls stole susan's bit while cleaning, and ends in a cat fight with them rolling around on the floor infront of the camera.   Susan's porn star career is short lived when a company buys "Va Va Va Broom" and puts up billboards (with susan on them) all over fairview.  Susan has always been the clutz on the show and hardly ever has an accident free moment.  Before the billboards went up Maxine tells Susan a customer has paid double for a private session with her.  Susan logs on and to her horror Paul Young is on the other end of the screen and he blackmails Susan saying he will tell Mike about "Va Va Va Broom" if Susan doesnt sell her house to Paul.  Susan tries to evict Paul and he retaliates by getting her fired as the art teacher at MJ's school.  Susan eventually tells Mike and the blackmail stops... for now. 

So where are they now? Mike decides to take a job in Alaska on an oiling ship for 6 months.   Susan, upset with not being able to buy MJ the cereal that he wants takes up a job as Lynette's Nanny.  Renee (Vanessa Williams) looks down on Susan and thinks of her as the "help" and makes Susan feel low.  Lynette and Susan clash over taking care of baby Paige.  When the baby is crying Susan feels sorry for the baby and likes to rock her to sleep.  Lynette is trying to "train" paige and would rather let her cry it out and to learn to fall asleep on her own.   As far as what will happen, I think the Delfino's will have something crazy happen! maybe they win the lottery or Mike may have an accident and not return to Fairview?

Paul and Beth Young

In season 5 i correctly predicted the mystery after one episode knowing that Edies new husband Dave, was the husband of the woman and daughter that Mike and Susan hit after there car accident.  I wish i would have posted earlier but it took me two episodes to figure out who Beth aka Paul Young's wife is.   I knew she had to have been either Martha Huber or Felicia's daughter.  Lets look at the facts.  She married a man who she never met because he was in prison for manslaughter, she won't sleep with her husband and she is a Mommy's girl. (The story line resembles bobby boushe and his mama in the "water boy") Eventually after Paul tells her to get out by the end of the week she gives in.  When Beth visits Felicia in prison i was surprised when Beth went against her mother by siding with her husband and Felicia goes nuts! Even though she's right about Paul she is coming off as a crazy person, and in the end she may even kill her own daughter if she gets in the way, all to avenge her sister's death.

 What gets me is Felicia didnt even like her sister.  In season 1 when she first appears on the show, she is the sister of the neighbor who has gone missing.  also in Season 1 while at Paul Young's house ( i cant remember why she was there) she see's a picture of Pauls late wife on the fridge and says "omg that's Angela, we worked together in Utah".   Paul says she must be mistaken, his wife is named Mary Alice and they had never been to Utah.  Paul was lying then and season 1 finale we found out the truth of that mystery.  but is it the whole truth? Felicia and Paul have had a weird, connected history.  Is there more to the story than we know about?




As far as Paul Young's story line goes, i haven't gotta clue what he is doing.  Ok he is mad at his neighbors for not being at his trial, for not visiting in prison, and not defending him when he went away to prison for a crime he didnt commit.  Paul Young since day one can be described in one word CREEPY! so he's buying as many houses on wisteria lane as he can.  why? beats me.  Maybe it's like monopoly? Or  the only thing i can think of is maybe he's gonna turn wisteria lane into something else.  bull doze the houses? i dont know but if you really look at Paul Young's history he's not really the bad guy.  first season's finale revealed that He didnt kill dierdre (Zach's biological mother and Mike Delfino's girlfriend) but it was actually Mary Alice.  Yes Paul did kill Martha but i can see why.  Martha wrote Mary Alice the very note blackmailing her and resulting in Mary Alice's suicide.  Paul lost the love of his life and he was angry and he took his anger out on Martha.  In the end i think that felicia is goin to be seen as the crazy one and Paul Young will either be dead or back in prison for the murder he did commit.