Susan and Mike Delfino

The door opens and The Delfino's walk into 1B with their faces full of worry. MJ asks if they were poor, and Mike telling Susan "If you handle this one, ill tell him where babies come from".  a minute later Susan recieves a call from Ms McClusky and she is back on Wisteria Lane finding out that Paul Young is Back. 

Susan is desperate to get back into her home and takes up her landlady Maxine's offer by cleaning her apartment in sexy lingere while being filmed via web cam "basically a porn star on the show "Va Va Vroom."  The show is broadcasted in other countries and her land lady reassures no one will find out.  Through out the episodes we have seen very funny senarios with Susan.  One of the other girls stole susan's bit while cleaning, and ends in a cat fight with them rolling around on the floor infront of the camera.   Susan's porn star career is short lived when a company buys "Va Va Va Broom" and puts up billboards (with susan on them) all over fairview.  Susan has always been the clutz on the show and hardly ever has an accident free moment.  Before the billboards went up Maxine tells Susan a customer has paid double for a private session with her.  Susan logs on and to her horror Paul Young is on the other end of the screen and he blackmails Susan saying he will tell Mike about "Va Va Va Broom" if Susan doesnt sell her house to Paul.  Susan tries to evict Paul and he retaliates by getting her fired as the art teacher at MJ's school.  Susan eventually tells Mike and the blackmail stops... for now. 

So where are they now? Mike decides to take a job in Alaska on an oiling ship for 6 months.   Susan, upset with not being able to buy MJ the cereal that he wants takes up a job as Lynette's Nanny.  Renee (Vanessa Williams) looks down on Susan and thinks of her as the "help" and makes Susan feel low.  Lynette and Susan clash over taking care of baby Paige.  When the baby is crying Susan feels sorry for the baby and likes to rock her to sleep.  Lynette is trying to "train" paige and would rather let her cry it out and to learn to fall asleep on her own.   As far as what will happen, I think the Delfino's will have something crazy happen! maybe they win the lottery or Mike may have an accident and not return to Fairview?